NinjaGoaty

comfortstars:

what are some of you guys woman/girl blorbos. like female characters you are utterly obsessed with

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somethingusefulfromflorida:

wolvesbaneandbuttercups:

I start with P and end with ORN what am I?

PRONGHORN

Also popcorn, if you even care…

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garfield-69:

cuteness–overload:

kimtty

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angels-in-the-sky:

somone desperately needs to take the photo editing app off of me

fizzyimp:

theroseunblown:

charlesoberonn:

Thought I’d throw that pic into a deuteranopia color blindness simulator, and yeah, I can see why they’d think Doctor Princess was human.

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madmonksandmaenads:

pearlsasinger:

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

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nudityandnerdery:

weirdness-is-good:

“Yes, yes, I know how capitalism works.”

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hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

you know there actually is a meaningful difference between ‘men’s’ and 'women’s’ deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens’ plays better with pit hair and doesn’t pill up in it and 'womens’ tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

realizing this was such a paradigm shift for me and i have to wonder what other “uselessly” gendered products are like this, where they actually are different in a way that would be useful to consumers but some marketing department decided instead of just saying what the difference is, to prescribe which you need based on the most arbitrary metric, so nebulous that what it even means varies from person to person. as if they think you’re too dumb to look at “anti-chafing powder formula” and “lightweight gel formula” and decide for yourself which one would work best.

bromantically:

homeboygirl:

text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real

[ID: A quick drawing of a hand holding a phone, dislaying a text conversation between the recipient and a contact called Mom.

Mom: you think he’s mean?

Recipient: thats not what cunty means

R: cunty is like when you put your whole pussy into it

M: he’s vagina?

End ID.]

ethicalhorseslaughter:

catsofyore:

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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voxbelicosa:

Sydonian Skatros - sketchbook

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tamamita:

tamamita:

tamamita:

Did Australia really say NO to a referendum recognizing Indigenous Australians despite its history of violent colonization?

Let me get this straight, you ASKED a bunch of white colonizers if indigenous people should be recognized, am I hearing this correctly??

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finleycannotdraw:

duckdotcom:

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

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snobgoblin:

dumb idea

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